When life gives you salt, throw on this hoodie and serve looks instead.
The “Don’t Be A Salty Bitch” Hoodie is the perfect mix of sass and comfort — made for anyone who believes in keeping it real and stylish at the same time. Whether you’re lounging, laughing, or leveling up your mood, this hoodie’s got your back (literally).
Made from a soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend, it’s designed to keep you cozy while showing off your killer sense of humor. Warning: wearing this might make your friends jealous of both your confidence and your comfy vibes.
Why you’ll love it:
Bold & Funny Design: Perfect conversation starter — witty, sarcastic, and 100% unique to BustedTees.
Premium Quality: Pressed using high-end equipment for sharp prints that last.
Packaged With Care: Every hoodie is inspected and shipped to ensure top-notch quality on arrival.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped by our Michigan-based small business.
👕 Perfect Fit: Stylish, soft, and made to flatter every body type.
Possible side effects include:
Laughing at your own reflection.
People asking where you got it.
Feeling too comfortable to wear anything else.
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
