Relive the nostalgic journey of old-school gaming with the You Have Died Of Dysentery #2 T-Shirt! A perfect tribute to classic retro gamers, this shirt captures the humor and frustration of one of the most iconic moments in gaming history. Whether you grew up playing The Oregon Trail or just love witty throwbacks, this tee is a must-have for your casual collection.
Crafted for comfort and style, this soft cotton shirt feels as good as it looks — ideal for everyday wear, game nights, or simply showing off your vintage gamer pride.
Possible Side Effects of Wearing This Shirt Include:
Flashbacks to pixelated adventures on the trail.
Random strangers shouting “You Have Died of Dysentery!” in public.
Attracting fellow retro gaming fans.
Endless compliments for your hilarious sense of style.
Why You’ll Love It:
Exclusive Retro Design: A fun nod to the golden age of computer gaming — not sold in stores.
Comfort You Can Feel: Soft, durable cotton for everyday wear.
Superior Quality: Printed using state-of-the-art machinery for long-lasting color and clarity.
Packaged with Care: Each order is handled with precision to preserve quality during shipping.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped from our family-owned small business in Michigan.
Product Details:
Shirt: 100% Cotton
Women’s Shirt: 100% Cotton
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
