Wear your badge of honor proudly with the Wooden Spoon Survivor Tank Top from BustedTees! Featuring a hilarious, nostalgia-packed graphic, this tank is perfect for casual days, workouts, family gatherings, or anytime you want to get a laugh from people who get it. Lightweight, breathable, and ultra-soft, it keeps you cool while serving up a dose of childhood humor. Treat yourself—you survived, after all!
For sizing details, check the sizing chart tab.
Possible side effects of wearing this include:
- Parents and friends laughing way too hard at the joke.
- Not wanting to take it off because it’s incredibly soft and comfy.
- Sudden flashbacks of “go get the wooden spoon.”
- The urge to grab more funny tanks from our collection.
Why this tank rocks:
Exclusive Designs: Created in-house or by talented artists. This nostalgic graphic isn’t available in stores.
Premium Quality: Made for comfort with high-quality printing for bold, long-lasting artwork.
Packaged with Care: Each order is carefully packed to arrive in perfect shape.
Support a U.S. Small Business: BustedTees is a family-owned Michigan business focused on great apparel and service.
Made in the USA – Designed, printed, and shipped domestically.
Fabric:
Tank Top: 100% cotton
Women’s Tank: 100% cotton
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
