Embrace your inner Vulcan pessimist with your new "Live Short and Suffer" Hoodie! With a design that’s a darkly hilarious twist on a classic motto and a fit that's perfectly comfortable for contemplating your fleeting existence, it's the ultimate layer for the logically cynical. This isn't just another hoodie; it's a statement for those who find the humor in the struggle. Go on, treat yourself to the ultimate emo-sci-fi essential. You deserve it.
If you need sizing information, please see the sizing chart tab for the perfect fit.
Possible side effects of wearing this hoodie include:
Getting knowing sighs and chuckles from fellow fans of dark humor.
Refusing to take it off, because its comfort is the only logical choice in a chaotic world.
A sudden urge to raise a single eyebrow at any display of overt optimism.
More Reasons to Love Your Gear:
Unique Designs: Our exclusive, artist-driven designs are full of dark, nerdy humor. You won't find this gear in big-box stores, so your style stays uniquely yours!
Durable Quality: We start with a perfectly sized, ultra-comfortable hoodie. Then, we use state-of-the-art printing to ensure your design stays vibrant, wash after wash.
Packaged with Care: Every order is meticulously packaged to ensure it arrives at your door in perfect condition. What you see is exactly what you get.
Support a U.S. Based Small Business: We're a small, family-owned business right here in Michigan. We pour our hearts into creating high-quality gear and delivering service that makes our customers proud to support us!
Product Details & Specifications:
Origin: Designed, printed, and shipped with pride from the USA.
Material: A durable and cozy blend of 50% Cotton and 50% Polyester—the perfect mix for warmth and holding its shape.
Category: Unisex Hoodies, Dark Humor Apparel, Sci-Fi Parody Hoodies
Ideal For: Sci-Fi Fans, Sarcastic Individuals, Dark Humor Lovers, Casual Wear, Gag Gifts
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
