Say it without saying it — the Cool Story Bro Hoodie does all the talking for you. With its relaxed fit, soft fabric, and clever design, this hoodie is made for anyone who appreciates comfort and a perfectly timed comeback. Whether you’re chilling at home, hanging out with friends, or roasting someone in the group chat, this hoodie’s got the right attitude. Treat yourself — you’ve earned the laugh.
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Possible side effects of wearing this include:
People stopping you just to read your hoodie.
Laughs, high-fives, and maybe a few eye rolls (you’ll survive).
Refusing to wear anything else because it’s absurdly comfortable.
Why it’s worth the hype:
Exclusive Designs: Created by our in-house team and top independent artists, each BustedTees hoodie brings humor and originality you won’t find in stores.
Made for Comfort & Longevity: Crafted from a balanced 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend — soft on the inside, durable on the outside. Designs are printed using state-of-the-art tech to stay bright and bold wash after wash.
Packaged with Care: Every order is carefully packed and shipped to make sure your hoodie arrives looking just as good as it did when it left our shop.
Proudly Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped by our small Michigan-based family business. Every purchase supports American-made quality and creativity.
Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
