For a limited time, every Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Hat comes with 2 complimentary decals — normally a $10 value, free with your order!
Unique Designs: The Everything Hurts and I'm Dying Hat is designed exclusively by Busted Tees. Since our custom designs aren’t sold in stores, you can wear your pain (and your humor) with pride—no copycats here!
Quality: Each hat is carefully stitched and embroidered to ensure lasting comfort and durability, even on those days when everything really does hurt.
Packaged with Care: We make sure every order arrives in perfect shape, keeping your hat’s quality intact all the way to your doorstep.
Support a U.S. Based Small Business: We’re a small, family-owned business from Michigan, proud to deliver premium products and service that our customers love.
Hat Details:
Snapback and Snapback Flatbill
- Adjustable snapback strap
- Mid-profile height
- Pre-curved visor
- Twill/poly mesh and a cotton headband
- Ships in a hat box
- One size fits most
Flexfit
- 6-panel Flexible Fitted Cap
- Seamed Front Panel with Full Buckram
- 2 Sewn Eyelets
- Pro Stitch on Crown
- 6 Rows Stitching on Visor
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Matching Color Undervisor
- Matching Color Sweatband
- Available Sizes S/M (7 - 7 3/8) & L/XL (7 3/8 - 7 3/4)
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
Production time: 3–4 days (Depending on the selected shipping method).