Prepare for battle (the cute kind) with our Wiener Wars Dachshund Hoodie — where comfort meets comedy in the coziest way possible. Whether you’re walking your pup, binge-watching your favorite space saga, or just trying to stay warm in style, this hoodie’s got you covered.
You’re going to look awesome in your new BustedTees gear — no question about it. With a relaxed fit you can feel and a hilarious dachshund print you can brag about, this hoodie is the perfect way to showcase your sense of humor and your love for dogs.
Possible side effects of wearing this hoodie:
Uncontrollable tail wags (from dogs and humans alike).
Jealous stares from your fellow pet parents.
The sudden urge to get matching hoodies for your whole pack.
Why this hoodie rules:
Unique Design: Original, exclusive artwork inspired by fan-favorite space adventures — only available at BustedTees.
Quality Craftsmanship: Printed with precision in the USA using state-of-the-art equipment for long-lasting comfort and clarity.
Ultra-Comfortable Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend — soft, breathable, and built to last through lightyears of wear.
Proudly American: Designed, printed, and shipped from our small family-owned business in Michigan.
Perfect Fit: Classic pullover style with an adjustable drawstring hood and a cozy front pocket for those chilly evenings.
Every order is packaged with care to make sure it arrives looking (and feeling) stellar — exactly as awesome as you imagined.
Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
Made & Printed in the USA
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
