Give adulthood a one-star review and wear your honesty proudly with the Adulting Would Not Recommend Hoodie. Whether you’re paying bills, answering emails, or just pretending to have it all together, this hoodie is your comfy reminder that growing up is overrated.
Made from a super-soft cotton-poly blend, it’s cozy enough to make you forget your responsibilities — at least for a little while. Perfect for lazy weekends, coffee runs, or those “I tried” kind of days.
Possible side effects include:
Laughs and knowing nods from fellow adults in denial.
A sudden boost in comfort and sarcasm.
Temptation to grab one in every color just to delay laundry.
Why you’ll love it:
Exclusive Design: Created by our in-house artists for anyone who’s done with adulting. This design isn’t sold in stores, so your humor stays original.
Unmatched Comfort: The 50/50 cotton-poly blend keeps you warm, soft, and relaxed — even when life isn’t.
Lasting Quality: Printed with state-of-the-art equipment for vibrant, durable artwork that holds up through every wash (and every meltdown).
Packaged with Care: Every hoodie is inspected and shipped with attention to detail so it arrives in perfect “treat yourself” condition.
Proudly Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped from our family-run studio in Michigan — supporting small business creativity with every order.
Made, printed, and shipped in the USA.
Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
