You’re going to rock this one — literally. The Wash Your Hands Before You Touch Me. Also Don’t Hoodie is your friendly (but firm) reminder to keep things clean while looking effortlessly cool. Cozy, bold, and guaranteed to grab attention — this hoodie pairs comfort with personality like no other.
If you need sizing information, check out the sizing chart tab.
Possible side effects of wearing this include:
Making everyone laugh (and think twice before a high five).
Becoming your new go-to hoodie because it’s ridiculously soft.
Realizing you probably need it in another color — or three.
More reasons to love it:
Unique Designs: Created by independent artists and printed exclusively for our store. You won’t find this bold statement piece in retail shops — your style stays 100% original.
Quality That Lasts: Crafted with your comfort in mind, this hoodie blends 50% cotton and 50% polyester for a perfect balance of warmth, softness, and durability. Printed using advanced technology so your design stays sharp, wash after wash.
Packaged With Care: Every order is checked and packed safely to make sure your hoodie arrives looking just as awesome as it did when it left our hands.
Proudly U.S. Made: Designed, printed, and shipped from our small family-run shop in Michigan. Supporting American craftsmanship never looked (or felt) so good.
Because some things — like style and personal space — are worth protecting.
Fabric: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
Made and Printed in the USA
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
