For true retro gamers — because nostalgia never dies (even if you did of dysentery).
Take a trip back to the Oregon Trail days with this hilarious throwback hoodie! Perfect for gamers, meme lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good dose of 8-bit nostalgia. The You Have Died Of Dysentery #2 Hoodie combines comfort, humor, and vintage vibes that’ll make every ‘90s kid smile.
Made from a soft, durable 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend, this hoodie feels just as good as it looks — ideal for gaming marathons, chilly nights, or casual weekend wear.
Why You’ll Love It:
Classic Throwback Design: Inspired by the legendary Oregon Trail message we all remember.
Perfect Gamer Gift: Great for old-school players and retro gaming fans.
Soft & Cozy: Midweight fleece that keeps you comfy all day long.
Premium Quality Print: Long-lasting design pressed with state-of-the-art machinery.
Packaged with Care: Every order shipped from Michigan with attention to detail.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped by a family-owned small business.
Warning:
Wearing this hoodie may cause random Oregon Trail flashbacks and uncontrollable laughter from fellow gamers.
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
