"Not a morning person? Same. Our Morning People T-Shirt says what we’re all thinking — loud enough that you won’t have to. Whether it’s before your first cup of coffee or during your third Zoom meeting, this tee is your comfy, stylish way to warn the world to keep their distance (until noon).
If you need sizing information, please see the sizing chart tab.
Possible side effects of wearing this include:
People finally understanding not to talk to you before coffee.
Fellow night owls giving you silent nods of respect.
Feeling so comfortable, you might actually start liking mornings (okay, maybe not).
More reasons to wear our stuff:
Unique Design: Created by our in-house team of witty designers, this exclusive graphic tee isn’t sold in stores — meaning your anti-morning mood stays your personal statement piece.
Premium Quality: Made from 100% soft cotton, it’s cozy enough for sleeping in and durable enough for surviving early meetings. Printed with state-of-the-art equipment so your sarcasm stays bright wash after wash.
Packaged with Care: Every shirt ships securely to your door, ensuring it arrives just as fresh as your second cup of caffeine.
Support a Small U.S. Business: Designed, printed, and shipped in Michigan by our small, dedicated team who believe comfort should always come first — especially before 10 a.m.
Fabric & Details:
Shirt: 100% Cotton
Women’s Shirt: 100% Cotton
Designed, printed, and shipped in the USA.
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
