Join the galactic conversation with this hilarious Flat Death Star Society Hoodie — a must-have for sci-fi fans who appreciate a clever twist on cosmic conspiracies. Whether you’re fighting the Empire or just fighting the cold, this hoodie brings comfort, comedy, and style together in one epic package.
With its soft cotton-poly blend and eye-catching parody design, you’ll turn heads faster than a TIE fighter in hyperspace. Perfect for movie marathons, geek meetups, or casual everyday wear.
Possible side effects of wearing this hoodie include:
Getting laughs from Star Wars fans everywhere.
Starting funny “Flat Galaxy” debates with your friends.
Not wanting to take it off because it’s out-of-this-world comfy.
Why you’ll love it:
Exclusive Design: A parody masterpiece made for true sci-fi humor fans — not sold in stores.
Premium Comfort: Crafted from a 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend for softness, warmth, and durability.
High-Quality Print: Designed and pressed with precision to ensure your Death Star stays perfectly “flat” and long-lasting.
Carefully Packaged: Every hoodie is handled with care and shipped to keep it looking stellar on arrival.
Proudly Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped from our family-run shop in Michigan.
👕 Fit: Classic unisex cut — perfect for every fan of comfort and comedy.
🌌 Perfect For: Sci-fi lovers, parody collectors, or anyone who enjoys a good galactic laugh.
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
