"You know that feeling when life hits hard and coffee just isn’t enough? Yeah—this shirt gets it. The “Everything Hurts And I’m Dying” tee is your new go-to for expressing pain with style. Made from 100% premium cotton, it’s so soft you’ll forget how bad adulting feels (almost).
If you need sizing info, check the Sizing Chart tab before you panic about fit—trust us, it’s worth it.
Possible side effects of wearing this include:
Becoming the funniest person in any room without saying a word.
Making your friends wish they bought one too.
Feeling weirdly attached because it’s that comfortable.
More reasons to grab this tee:
Original Designs: Created by our awesome in-house artists. You won’t find this design in stores, so your sarcasm stays one-of-a-kind.
Built to Last: Every print is pressed using high-end equipment for crisp detail and long-term wear.
Packaged with Care: Every order is handled carefully and shipped straight to your door.
Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped with love from Michigan—supporting a small, family-owned business.
Material:
Men’s Shirt – 100% Cotton
Women’s Shirt – 100% Cotton
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
