And the Lord spake, saying, ‘Pull the pin, count to three…
Summon your inner knight of silliness with the Antioch Holy Hand Grenade Hoodie, inspired by the legendary Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Whether you’re quoting your favorite lines, storming the castle, or just staying warm on a quest for comfort, this hoodie delivers divine style and humor in one epic package.
Made from a cozy 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend, it’s soft, durable, and perfect for any fan of classic British comedy. You’ll look righteous, feel comfy, and make every Python fan smile.
Why You’ll Love It:
Iconic Design: A hilarious tribute to the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
Soft & Comfy: Midweight fleece that keeps you warm on every quest.
Monty Python Approved: Great conversation starter for fans of absurd comedy.
Packaged with Care: Delivered in pristine condition right to your door.
🇺🇸 Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped from Michigan with love.
Possible Side Effects:
Uncontrollable laughter.
Random counting to three (never four or two).
Jealous looks from other questing knights.
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.