Celebrate the real reason for the season — Hans Gruber Day!
Whether you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie (of course it is) or just love quoting one of cinema’s most legendary villains, this shirt is your annual reminder that the holidays don’t start until Hans takes his fall from Nakatomi Plaza.
Perfect for movie buffs, 80s action fans, and anyone who loves a bit of dark holiday humor, this tee is a must-have for your festive rotation.
Possible side effects of wearing this include:
Instantly being recognized by fellow Die Hard fans.
Quoting “Yippee-ki-yay” way more than usual.
Laughing every time you see a skyscraper at Christmas.
Why you’ll love it:
Exclusive Pop-Culture Design: Celebrate Hans Gruber in style — a witty, limited-edition tee you won’t find in stores.
Premium Comfort: Made from 100% soft cotton for breathable, all-day wear.
High-Quality Print: Professionally pressed using top-tier equipment for a sharp, lasting finish.
Packaged with Care: Each shirt is handled carefully so it arrives ready to wear or gift.
🇺🇸 Proudly Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped by a small family business in Michigan.
Material: 100% Cotton
Women’s Tee: 100% Cotton
- We operate on a print-on-demand model.
- We do not hold any inventory.
- All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
- Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
- Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
