Who says slow and steady can’t look fast? The Sloth Speed Hoodie is here to prove that style and comfort win the race every time. Perfect for casual days, lounging at home, or making a hilarious statement, this hoodie pairs a cozy 50/50 cotton-poly blend with a fit that feels just right.
Treat yourself—you deserve a hoodie that’s as clever as it is comfortable.
Need sizing info? Our size chart ensures you get a fit that feels made just for you.
Possible side effects of wearing this hoodie include:
Friends admiring your effortlessly funny style.
Not wanting to take it off because it’s impossibly comfy.
Realizing one color isn’t enough—you’ll probably want more.
Why the Sloth Speed Hoodie is a must-have:
Exclusive Designs: Created by our in-house team or independent artists—these designs aren’t sold in stores.
Cozy & Durable: 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend keeps you warm, soft, and ready for everyday adventures.
Crisp, Long-Lasting Prints: Printed with advanced machinery so your design stays sharp and vibrant.
Packaged with Care: Every hoodie arrives in perfect condition, handled with attention and care.
Made in the USA: Designed, printed, and shipped from our small family-owned Michigan business, supporting local craftsmanship.
Slide into the Sloth Speed Hoodie and embrace style, humor, and unmatched comfort—all in one cozy package.
