Express your humor and relatability with the Everything Hurts And I'm Dying Hoodie! Perfect for fans of sarcastic, dark humor and anyone who appreciates a bold, playful design, this hoodie combines cozy comfort with a memorable statement. Wear it lounging at home, casual outings, or to spark laughs among friends.
If you need sizing information, please see the sizing chart tab.
Possible side effects of wearing this include:
- Making your friends jealous of your incredible style choices.
- Not wanting to take it off because it’s so comfortable.
- Feeling like one color isn’t enough—you might want more!
More reasons to wear our stuff:
Unique Designs – Features a one-of-a-kind design created by talented artists. Custom designs are NOT sold in stores, so your style stays original!
Quality – Garments are carefully selected for the perfect fit, and your design is pressed using state-of-the-art machinery for crisp, long-lasting quality.
Packaged with Care – Every order is securely packaged so it arrives in perfect condition.
Support a U.S.-Based Small Business – We’re a family-owned business in Michigan, dedicated to delivering high-quality products and service you can feel proud of.
This apparel is designed, printed, and shipped in the USA.
Fabric: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
Production time: 3–4 days (Depending on the selected shipping method).
⦁ We operate on a print-on-demand model.
⦁ We do not hold any inventory.
⦁ All orders are printed and shipped only after purchase.
⦁ Orders will follow our normal printing and shipping process by default.
⦁ Customers can choose priority processing and shipping for faster delivery.
